1) After a day in jail, Paris Hilton says she has found God — she is now spiritual and won't act dumb any more. Hum. I hope so, but . . . hum. For Karl Keating's witty comments on Hilton, click here.
2) I also want to go on record predicting that Hillary Clinton will be our next president and Bill Clinton will be our next "first lady." I didn't say I liked it, just that I predict this misfortune will actually befall us. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm betting I'm right.