This is an old joke by Emo Philips, once ranked as the funniest religious joke of all time: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are [...]
A man walked up to a Franciscan and a Jesuit and asked, “How many novenas would I have to do in order to get a Maserati?” The Franciscan asked, “What’s a Maserati?” The Jesuit asked, “What’s a novena?” ************************* A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a car accident. Hurriedly they got out to [...]
A Baptist minister was completing a passionate sermon on temperance. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d dump it into the river.” [...]
A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity.” “Oy vey,” said the father. “What have I done?” He took his problem to his best [...]
Last week my son shot and butchered a deer on our land and we have been eating venison ever since. It took the family a day to skin, butcher and prepare the meat. Almost everyone was involved. My daughter-in-law had been reading Laura Ingalls Wilder’s The Long Winter and how they had to hunt for [...]
Angelic Twaddle is a blog that has humor with a conscience. You may want to check in with Louis Hall for a light diversion once in a whiile at www.Angelic-Twaddle.blogspot.com. Louis is father of six and they are all homeschooled.
Janet and I (and our whole family) are keeping healthy with losing weight, exercise and eating good food. While in Rome last week Janet and I ate spinach every day. (Spinach is a SuperFood.) The spinach we ate was so good that we asked our friend Mario to show us how to cook spinach Roman-style. [...]
Camels are curious creatures. Someone said that a camel looks like a horse put together by a committee. Having ridden my fair share of camels, I have grown to really like them. Anyway . . . . . . what do you see in this picture? Camels, right? Look again — closely! The camels are [...]