Riddles and Fun

The Jesuit & the Franciscan

by Steve Ray on July 3, 2011

A man walked up to a Franciscan and a Jesuit and asked, “How many novenas would I have to do in order to get a Maserati?” The Franciscan asked, “What’s a Maserati?” The Jesuit asked, “What’s a novena?” ************************* A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a car accident. Hurriedly they got out to [...]

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John the Baptist ate them…

by Steve Ray on June 22, 2011

Since we are in Israel right now I thought I would repost this blog entry in honor of John the Baptist’s Birthday on June 24 and my appearance on Relevant Radio to discuss this Feast Day. And to celebrate … STEVE RAY LIVING THE BIBLE IN THE HOLY LAND! While on Pilgrimage in Israel we [...]

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Left Behind on May 21

by Steve Ray on May 24, 2011

We all got left behind on May 21 but one priest made it!

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Technical Problems for First Christians

by Steve Ray on April 19, 2011

Yes, the first Christians had a difficult time with the technical transistion from scrolls. You will certainly appreciate the need for the first “tech guys”. Enjoy! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!

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River of Whiskey

by Steve Ray on January 26, 2011

A Baptist minister was completing a passionate sermon on temperance. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d dump it into the river.” [...]

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Fun Bible Riddles

by Steve Ray on January 15, 2011

What biblical saint died and was buried twice? Who was the first man that broke all Ten Commandments? What biblical character killed one quarter of the population? What prophet anointed two kings who lived simultaneously? Born once, die twice; born twice, die once. What does it mean? DON’T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS WITH THE ANSWERS [...]

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Sent A Jewish Son to Israel

by Steve Ray on January 5, 2011

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity.” “Oy vey,” said the father. “What have I done?” He took  his problem to his best [...]

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I can share this since my wife is a natural blond

by Steve Ray on December 18, 2010

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Dear oh Deer!

by Steve Ray on December 7, 2010

Last week my son shot and butchered a deer on our land and we have been eating venison ever since. It took the family a day to skin, butcher and prepare the meat. Almost everyone was involved. My daughter-in-law had been reading Laura Ingalls Wilder’s The Long Winter and how they had to hunt for [...]

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Humorous Diversion

by Steve Ray on December 7, 2010

Angelic Twaddle is a blog that has humor with a conscience. You may want to check in with Louis Hall for a light diversion once in a whiile at www.Angelic-Twaddle.blogspot.com. Louis is father of six and they are all homeschooled.

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Daylight Savings Time

by Steve Ray on November 26, 2010

Only government …

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Pointless Family Photo

by Steve Ray on November 19, 2010

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How Do They Cook Spinach in Rome?

by Steve Ray on November 18, 2010

Janet and I (and our whole family) are keeping healthy with losing weight, exercise and eating good food. While in Rome last week Janet and I ate spinach every day. (Spinach is a SuperFood.) The spinach we ate was so good that  we asked our friend Mario to show us how to cook spinach Roman-style. [...]

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Reading the Bible

by Steve Ray on November 4, 2010

A Little Poem about Bible Context I supposed I knew my Bible, Reading piecemeal, hit or miss, Now a bit of John or Matthew, Now a snatch of Genesis, Certain chapters of Isaiah, Certain Psalms (the twenty-third), Twelfth of Romans, first of Proverbs — Yes, I thought I knew the Word! But I found that [...]

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I Like Camels

by Steve Ray on October 22, 2010

Camels are curious creatures. Someone said that a camel looks like a horse put together by a committee. Having ridden my fair share of camels, I have grown to really like them. Anyway . . . . . . what do you see in this picture? Camels, right? Look again — closely! The camels are [...]

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